Good Times Never Last

When your teacher says to clear your desk for a test…

laugh-addict:

….that you didn’t study for

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deathlyfollows:

Are you fucking joking

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existentialubersmench:

feathers-theangel:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

a bit asswounded

slightly bottombludgeoned.

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kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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LIFE HACK

blufemmedic:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

So that’s why I keep trying to sneak into people’s houses.

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piglii:

piglii:

221becquerel:

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jalex5eva:

jalex5eva:

why did the pop punk kid cross the road

to get out of this town

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