When your teacher says to clear your desk for a test…
….that you didn’t study for
(Source: whatsgoingon12)
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
a bit asswounded
slightly bottombludgeoned.
(via thatpunnyguy)
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.I SHIT YOU NOT.
(via dynosawrslair)
I love when people say "that's not real music"
oh I’m sorry I was unaware that I was listening to imaginary music that only I could hear.
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
So that’s why I keep trying to sneak into people’s houses.
(via endless-bummers)










